left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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