I think I died a long time ago.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My pussy is not your playground.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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