hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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