So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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