I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
