I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Having a random hookup so left but love u
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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