i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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