real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I am mentally ready for anal.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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