she looked like the before picture.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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