What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Even my vagina gasped.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Can you bring me the toilet please
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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