why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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