Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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