you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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