Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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