just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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