K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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