I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think i have herpe
just one?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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