I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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