Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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