It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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