You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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