when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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