we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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