I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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