We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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