I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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