Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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