Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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