I don't think brook has ever known best
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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