if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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