I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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