Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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