I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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