I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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