No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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