You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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