you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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