fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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