do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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