People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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