She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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