I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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