Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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