How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
