no. you can't hotbox the world.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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