I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
