dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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