its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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