At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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