i just google imaged poop.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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