she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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