we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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