butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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