So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
please come you make the beer taste better
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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