thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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