You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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